Life of Brian
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:01:45
Who are you?
We are three wise men.

:01:48
What?
We are three wise men.

:01:51
Well, what are you doing creeping around
a cow shed at 2:00 in the morning?

:01:54
That doesn't sound
very wise to me.

:01:57
We are astrologers.
We have come from the east.

:02:00
Is this some kind of joke?
:02:02
We wish to praise the infant.
:02:04
We must pay homage to him.
:02:06
Homage? You're drunk!
It's disgusting!

:02:09
Out the door! Out! Bashing me with
tales about Oriental fortunetellers.

:02:13
Come on, out!
No, no. We must see him.

:02:16
Go and praise someone else's brat.
We were led by a star.

:02:19
Led by a bottle,
more like. Go on out.

:02:21
We must see him.
We have brought presents.

:02:23
Out!
Gold, frankincense, myrrh.

:02:25
Well, why didn't you say?
He's over there.

:02:28
Sorry the place
is a bit of a mess.

:02:32
Well, what is myrrh anyway?
It is a valuable balm.

:02:35
A balm? What are you giving him
a balm for? It might bite him.

:02:39
What?
That's a dangerous animal.

:02:42
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.

:02:45
It's great big and
No, it is an ointment.

:02:47
Well, there is an animal
called a balm... or did I dream it?

:02:51
So you're astrologers, are you?
Well, what is he, then?

:02:55
Hmm?
What star sign is he?

:02:57
Well, Capricorn.
Capricorn, eh? What are they like?


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