Life of Brian
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:13:03
Him, him, him.
:13:06
Was it you?
Yes.

:13:07
Right
Well, you did say "Jehovah".

:13:14
Stop! Will you stop that?
:13:16
Stop it! Now, look!
No one is to stone anyone...

:13:21
until I blow this whistle.
:13:23
Do you understand? Even and I want
to make this absolutely clear

:13:28
Even if they do say "Jehovah".
:13:36
Good shot! Bravo!
:13:49
Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Oh, stop thinking about sex.

:13:53
I wasn't!
You're always on about it,
morning, noon and night.

:13:56
"Will the girls like this?
Will the girls like that?

:13:59
Is it too big?
ls it too small?"

:14:02
Here you are, mate.
:14:04
Bless you, sir.
Alms for the poor.

:14:06
Alms for a leper.
Alms for an exleper.

:14:09
Bloody donkey owners.
All the same, ain't they?

:14:12
Never have any change.
Oh, here's a touch.

:14:15
Spare a talent for an old exleper?
Buzz off!

:14:18
Spare a talent
for an old exleper?

:14:20
A talent?
That's more than he earns in a month!

:14:23
Half a talent, then.
Now, go away!

:14:25
Come on, Big Nose, let's haggle.
What?

:14:28
You open at one shekel.
I start at 2,000. We close about 1,800.

:14:31
No.
1,750?

:14:33
Go away!
1,740?

:14:35
Leave him alone!
All right, two shekels.
Isn't this fun, eh?

:14:38
Look, he's not giving you
any money, so piss off!

:14:45
All right. Half a shekel
for an old exleper?
Did you say "exleper"?

:14:50
Sixteen years behind the bell,
and proud of it, sir.

:14:52
Well, what happened?
I were cured, sir.

:14:55
Cured?
Yes, a bloody miracle, sir.

:14:57
Well, who cured you?
Jesus did, sir.


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