Life of Brian
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:50:05
Found this spoon, sir.
:50:07
Well done, sergeant.
:50:10
We'll be back, oddball.
:50:15
Open up!
:50:17
You haven't given us
time to hide.

:50:31
ln that time
The serpent, he shall strike you

:50:35
Holes from every bitch
you got germs from
Jumbo jets

:50:44
Don't pass judgement
on other people...

:50:46
or you might
get judged yourself.

:50:48
What?
I said, don't pass
judgement on other people...

:50:52
or else you might
get judged too.

:50:55
Who, me?
Yes.

:50:56
Thank you very much.
Not just you. All of you.

:50:59
That's a nice gourd.
What?

:51:02
How much do you want for the gourd?
You can have it.

:51:04
Have it?
Yes. Consider the lilies.

:51:07
Don't you want to haggle?
No. In the field.

:51:09
What's wrong with it?
Nothing. Take it.

:51:11
Consider the lilies?
Well, the birds, then.

:51:14
What birds?
Any birds.

:51:16
Why?
Well, have they got jobs?

:51:19
Who?
The birds.

:51:21
Have the birds got jobs?
:51:23
What's the matter with him?
Says the birds are scrounging.

:51:26
The point is, the birds,
they do all right, don't they?

:51:29
Well, good luck to 'em.
Yeah, they're very pretty.

:51:32
Okay. And you're much more
important than they are, right?

:51:36
So what are you worrying about?
There you are. See?

:51:38
I'm worrying about what
you've got against birds.

:51:41
I haven't got anything
against the birds.

:51:43
Consider the lilies.
He's having a go at the flowers now!

:51:46
Give the flowers a chance.
I'll give you one for it.

:51:49
It's yours.
Two, then.

:51:51
Look, there was this man,
and he had two servants.

:51:53
What were they called?
What were their names?

:51:56
I don't know.
And he gave them some talents.

:51:59
You don't know?
Well, it doesn't matter.


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