Life of Brian
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1:13:00
Who is this "Wog" Who is
this "Wodewick" to whom you "wefer"?

1:13:04
He's a "wobber"!
1:13:07
And a "wapist"!
1:13:10
And a pickpocket!
1:13:12
Yeah Shh! Shh!
Shut up!

1:13:15
He sounds a "notowious" "cwiminal".
We haven't got him, sir.

1:13:19
Do we have anyone
in our "pwisons" at all?

1:13:22
Oh, yes, sir. We got a Samson, sir.
Samson?

1:13:24
Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir.
Uh, Silus the Assyrian Assassin.

1:13:29
Uh, several seditious scribes
from Caesarea.

1:13:32
Uh, 67
Let me "thpeak" to them.

1:13:35
Oh, no
Yes, good idea, Biggus.

1:13:38
Citizens, we have
Samson the Sadducee Strangler,

1:13:42
Silus the Assyrian Assassin
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Several seditious scribes
from Caesarea.

1:13:48
Next.
1:13:50
Crucifixion?
Yes.

1:13:52
Good. Out of the door,
line on the left, one cross each.

1:13:56
Jailer
Excuse me. There's been
some sort of mistake.

1:13:59
Just a moment, would you?
Jailer, how many have come through?

1:14:02
What?
1:14:04
Uh, how many
have come through?

1:14:07
What?
YYYYou'll have to...

1:14:10
spespspespspspspeak up
a bit, sir.

1:14:15
He'sHe'sHe's He's de
Ah.

1:14:18
He's deaf He's deaf
He's deaf as a pppost, sir.

1:14:20
Oh, yes.
1:14:22
Uh, how many
have come through?

1:14:29
Oh, dear.
I make it ninetyf

1:14:31
ninetyf ninetyf
1:14:36
ninetysix, sir.
1:14:38
It's such a senseless waste
of human life, isn't it?

1:14:40
NNNNo, sir.
1:14:42
NNot with these bbastards, sir.
1:14:47
CC N
1:14:49
CCCru
1:14:51
CCrucifixion's
too good 'em, sir.

1:14:54
I don't think you can say it's
too good for them. It's very nasty.

1:14:57
Oh, it's not as nnnana

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