Life of Brian
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1:19:00
I n Uh, I n NNNN
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Oh, come on!

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Yes, sir.
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Anyway, get on with the story.
Well, I knew she never
really liked him, so I just

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Right.
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That's the motion to get on with it,
passed with one abstention.

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I propose we go without further ado.
May I have a seconder for

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Let's just go.
Yeah.

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Oh, no!
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Bloody Romans!
Watch it!

1:19:39
There's still
a few crosses left.

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Up you go, Big Nose.
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I'll get you for this, you bastard.
Oh, yeah?

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Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
I never forget a face.
No?

1:19:52
I warn you, I'm gonna punch you
so hard, you Roman git!

1:19:56
Shut up, you Jewish turd!
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Who are you calling Jewish?
I'm not Jewish!

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I'm a Samaritan!
A Samaritan?

1:20:03
This is supposed
to be a Jewish section.

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It doesn't matter.
You're all gonna die in a day or two!

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It may not matter to you, Roman,
but it certainly matters to us,
doesn't it, darling?

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Oh, rather!
Under the terms
of the Roman occupancy,

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we're entitled to be crucified
in a purely Jewish area.

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Pharisees separate
from Sadducees.

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And Swedish separate from Welsh!
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All right, all right, all right.
We'll soon settle this.

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Hands up all those who don't
want to be crucified here.

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Right. Next!
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Uh, look. It's not my cross.
What?

1:20:38
Um, it's not my cross.
I was, um, holding it for someone.

1:20:41
Just lie down.
I haven't got all day.

1:20:43
No, of course. Look.
I hate to make a fuss

1:20:45
Look. We've had a busy day.
There's 140 of you lot to get up.

1:20:49
ls he Jewish?
Will you be quiet?

1:20:51
We don't want any more
Samaritans around here.

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Belt up!
Will you let me down if he comes back?

1:20:57
Yeah, yeah,
we'll let you down. Next!

1:20:59
You don't have to do this.
You don't have to take orders.


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