:12:00
"Hotsy-totsy. Boo-boop-be-do.
:12:02
"Red-hot mama.
:12:04
"Twenty-three skidoo." What is this?
:12:10
"Copyright, 1926."
:12:13
Renfield, you bungling moron,
this book is as out of date as...
:12:17
I am.
:12:36
Passengers for Flight 330,
please board immediately at Gate 5.
:12:44
All right, what have you got?
:12:45
Nothing, just a sitar I bought in Bangladesh.
:12:48
Bangladesh.
:12:50
Okay, strip him down, look in his eyes,
look in his ears, look in his nose...
:12:54
and have him bend over
and touch his toes and look up there.
:12:57
Lousy hippies!
:12:59
What have you got to declare over $100?
:13:02
Nothing, sir.
:13:03
Oh, yeah? Then what's in there?
:13:06
All that's left of my father.
:13:08
I'm bringing him home
so I can bury him next to my mother.
:13:11
That's his passport right there.
:13:13
What did he die of?
:13:15
He was half eaten by a lion
while he was on safari in Africa.
:13:19
What was left, the vultures got at.
Would you like to see?
:13:23
They chewed away his eyes
and his nose and his mouth.
:13:26
But you can still identify him.
He's in three rather large pieces.
:13:34
Get out of here.
:13:37
Next!
:13:44
Alvin, I told you to go find your roots.
:13:49
But who told you to drink the water?
:13:55
Passengers for Flight 330,
please board immediately at Gate 5.