:41:01
last night you were on a
definite optimistic upswing.
:41:04
- That's true.
- So much for that bullshit.
:41:07
Doctor, I think
you're losing your objectivity.
:41:09
- Really?
- Yes.
:41:10
Moving right along, the time before that...
:41:12
you claimed the CIA had planted
a mind-bending drug...
:41:15
in your feminine hygiene spray.
But we checked it out...
:41:18
they never heard of you.
:41:21
So what's left?
:41:23
What is it that causes you to behave
with such rampant promiscuity...
:41:28
little Miss Hot Pants?
:41:34
- It couldn't be that?
- What, Jeffery?
:41:37
Spit it out. Just say it.
:41:40
Well, either you're angry with me...
:41:42
because of my ambivalence about
committing to a definitive relationship...
:41:47
after nine years.
:41:48
Or, this is probably the case here...
:41:53
it's a fantasy.
:41:55
- A fantasy?
- Yeah.
:41:57
You call this a fantasy?
:41:59
Did you ever see a dynamite hickey
like that before?
:42:04
Well?
:42:09
- Oh, my God!
- What?
:42:13
- No!
- What?
:42:15
- No, it can't be.
- It can't be what?
:42:18
- Dracula!
- How did you know his name?
:42:22
Dracula, alive.
:42:23
Of course he's alive.
I told you, I was just with him last night.
:42:26
- Cindy, darling...
- What?
:42:30
You met him a long time ago.
:42:32
You were a little girl.
He was a very great man.
:42:35
- Count Dracula?
- No, my grandfather, Dr. Fritz Van Helsing.
:42:40
He was the first man to discover the thing...
:42:45
- you slept with last night.
- Thing? Excuse me.
:42:49
Last night, tell me,
how many times did he do it?
:42:54
Two and...
:42:57
a half. I fell asleep.
:42:59
No, I mean,
how many times did he bite you?