:06:02
Just like last year,
we'll hate it.
:06:05
Camp is lousy, and you're a dork.
:06:08
You're right.
You sure are one.
:06:10
- Hiya.
- Come on.
:06:12
- What do you want?
- Are you having trouble?
:06:13
- I can't get these kids on the bus!
- That's because I'm not goin'!
:06:17
Come here. I wanna have
a word with you, all right?
:06:20
- You guys, you better get on the bus.
- Why?
:06:24
If you don't, I'm gonna beat
the pants off of ya!
:06:27
Not bad, huh?
:06:44
- Watch it. That stuff's expensive.
- Very good, sir.
:06:52
Hey, Spaz. How you doin', buddy?
:06:55
- Good to see ya.
- Give that back.
:06:57
- We're doin' you a favor.
- Give it back!
:07:00
Wanna make us, Spaz?
:07:05
Yeah.
:07:06
- Give him back the milkshake.
- All right. Here you go.
:07:15
Hey, we'll see you
at the basketball game, Spaz.
:07:21
Mohawk jerks.
:07:22
These children are going to the most
glamorous of all summer camps...
:07:26
Camp Mohawk.
:07:27
There's a two-year waiting list...
:07:29
and every child has to be voted in.
:07:32
On top of all that, it costs
$1,000 a week to go to Camp Mohawk.
:07:35
The question is:
Is it worth $1,000 a week?
:07:39
It sure is.
It's the best darned camp there is.
:07:41
Well, are you connected
with Camp Mohawk?
:07:44
I think so.
I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini.
:07:47
Well, how do you justify
$1,000 a week?
:07:49
We have some special programs.
:07:51
We're doing "Shakespeare in the Round"
again this year.
:07:54
Our political round table.
Henry Kissinger will appear.
:07:56
Yasir 'Arafat is gonna come out, spend
a weekend with the kids, rap with 'em.