:14:02
My needs are...different.
:14:04
The library caters for all
trainees here, not individuals.
:14:08
Besides censoring our mail
you also veto books sent?
:14:12
I do.
:14:14
Why haven't I been allowed
the two Dostoyevsky novels?
:14:17
They're safe. You'll have
them when you're released.
:14:20
-- I shan't need them then.
-- Matron.
:14:24
Have you read them?
They are classics.
:14:27
Archer, read them or not, Crime
and Punishment and The Idiot
:14:32
are hardly suitable for a young
boy in this establishment.
:14:36
-- Boy?
-- Trainee.
:14:39
Your feet are disgusting,
Archer.
:14:42
You're impudent and foolish.
Vegetarians don't eat meat,
:14:45
but that doesn't
stop them wearing shoes.
:14:48
Can't be very sincere people,
then, can they, Matron?
:14:54
It's gonna be resolved
soon, anyway.
:14:57
The feet and the diet.
:14:59
Yeah, I'm thinking
of becoming a Sikh.
:15:01
The Governor might have
something to say about that.
:15:06
Matron? Do you know what I used
to do with my girlfriend?
:15:11
Are you being insolent, Archer?
:15:14
Hold hands.
We used to hold hands.
:15:20
Er, yes, I think so.
:15:23
Yes. I keep getting
through the days somehow.
:15:28
You know, Matron,
when I was in the block,
:15:31
seven days solitary
down there. Madam.
:15:36
After much insistence,
they gave me,
:15:38
besides the bolting,
my right to a book.
:15:41
It was the Bible.
:15:43
You'll come
to no harm with that.
:15:46
It was printed in Yugoslavian,
:15:48
and there wasn't
an interpreter in the cell.
:15:51
Well, that only goes to show
that Christianity is universal.
:15:58
Make the report, Matron.