1:00:01
I smile. I smile a lot.
1:00:03
You're loose in the head, lad.
1:00:07
You know when
I was in the Scrubs?
1:00:10
Sweating it out
1:00:13
I had this matchbox,
and it said,
1:00:16
"It takes 60 muscles to frown,
but only 13 to smile,
1:00:20
"so why waste energy?"
1:00:22
You see, I'm doing
me time in a matchbox.
1:00:27
Jesus Christ.
1:00:31
Do nothing in here,
do you, eh? Nothing.
1:00:34
When I was out
I reminded myself,
1:00:37
you can take something good
from every experience.
1:00:40
All I'll take
from borstal is evil.
1:00:43
Because you don't
bloody toe the line.
1:00:47
No, it's not that, Mr Duke.
You take Mr Goodyear.
1:00:51
He rattles out bullshit
about character building
1:00:54
morning, noon, and night.
That's impossible, it's not on.
1:00:59
How can you build character in
a regime based on deprivation?
1:01:05
It's a one--way contamination.
1:01:07
Good fine minds thrown in
with crazy perverted people.
1:01:10
What am I doing here?
1:01:12
Why aren't I on another wing
with somebody to talk to?
1:01:16
Where I could be civilised? I'm
always looking over me shoulder.
1:01:20
If it's not a screw it's a con.
1:01:24
Why didn't they send
me to an open nick?
1:01:27
You're too old for this lot.
1:01:30
They should've given
you a prison sentence.
1:01:33
Right. Right.
1:01:36
I was happier in prison.
1:01:39
I finish my time with a bunch
of snotty young hooligans.
1:01:45
Two years of this
before I retire.
1:01:47
-- How long you done?
-- A long time.
1:01:50
That's a hefty sentence.
1:01:53
One way or another in prisons.
1:01:55
Public service, Archer.
1:01:57
Haven't you realised
some of them like being here?