Scum

1:13:04

-- In.
-- Out!

1:13:07

4721, Archer, sir.

1:13:12

-- In.
-- Sir?

1:13:14

-- 4736, Angel, sir.
-- What is it, Archer?

1:13:17

No exercise today, sir. Request
to see the Governor, sir.

1:13:23

In.

1:13:35

Archer, exercise
is dependent on the weather.

1:13:40

-- It looked like rain.
-- But it didn't, sir.

1:13:47

Dirty cell, Archer.
Governor's report.

1:13:54

Imagine that
in the back of a Mercedes.

1:13:57

Looks like a bird I knocked off.
Great bristols.

1:14:01

Do anything, she would.
Anything.

1:14:03

I've had that, but thin.
Thin birds go potty for me.

1:14:08

Christ, when I get out --
the big time, big stuff!

1:14:12

I've got ideas. You never come
out of nick short on ideas.

1:14:16

And you know
where you went wrong.

1:14:19

You can learn a lot in here.

1:14:22

Banks are best, one big job
and you're set for life.

1:14:26

Planning, that's all it needs,
and bottle.

1:14:29

-- In, bang, out.
-- No shortage of birds then.

1:14:33

I never have been short,
plenty of crumpet after me.

1:14:36

-- Listen to Burt Reynolds.
-- Watch your mouth.

1:14:39

Only crumpet you've had
is your fist.

1:14:42

You'll get my fist.

1:14:44

Leave off, we're sick
of hearing you two.

1:14:48

Hey, hey, hark
at our bent friend.

1:14:51

You two fancy yourselves?

1:14:53

Piss off. You couldn't organise
a piss--up in a brewery.

1:14:57

-- I'll have you.
-- Cut it out.