The Jerk
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:14:01
-Got to have a key.
-Can l get one?

:14:04
My key is for customers who buy gas.
:14:08
I'm buying gas.
:14:09
I don't see no car.
:14:11
I just need enough for my lighter.
:14:14
Look at this!.
:14:15
And my wife wanted me to stay home.
Look what l would've missed.

:14:18
A complete fill-up for a whole lighter?
:14:20
-It's on that wall.
-Thank you.

:14:31
-And don't walk away with it.
-I won't.

:14:35
Pop-top.
:14:37
Silver Bird, l'm talking to you!.
:14:40
Listen, you want to be
president of Texaco Oil?

:14:43
-Sure!.
-Then clean up the sink in there.

:14:47
Then l'll be president of Texaco Oil?
:14:50
Whatever happened
to working your way up?

:14:53
Working for me 10 minutes, and already
he wants to be president. The nerve.

:14:57
Get to work in there!.
:14:59
But, sir, l don't work here.
:15:01
Not even for $1 .10 an hour?
:15:28
"Dear Folks, l got this greatjob
in a gas station.

:15:31
"l don't want to say
how much l'm getting...

:15:33
"...but let'sjust say it's a lot!
:15:36
"l'm enclosing $2!"
:15:38
That's a good boy!.
:15:40
"lt's a lot of fun working,
and Mr. Hartounian is really nice.

:15:43
"He's teaching me how to be impatient.
:15:47
"Well, l've got to go now. What do you
think l do, write letters all day?"

:15:54
-You actually sleep here?
-Yes. Is that okay?

:15:58
Come with me.
I got a beautiful little place for you.


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