The Jerk
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:16:01
Put the light on.
You're going to like it here.

:16:05
Like it? l love it!. This is fabulous!.
:16:11
You got the toilet here!.
:16:13
This must be the kitchen. No.
:16:17
You know what l could do...
:16:18
...is take this wall
and just turn it this way...

:16:21
...so l've got a larger living space...
:16:23
...plus it'll create a flow into
the main living area. It'll be incredible.

:16:27
No, l'll just elevate this about six inches...
:16:29
...create the illusion of two rooms,
and yet still have that flow.

:16:33
Then l can take bookshelves
and put it here.

:16:36
No, l'll put the books right over here.
That way l can be relaxing over here...

:16:40
...the customers can use the urinal. I won't
disturb them, they won't disturb me.

:16:44
Take it easy. It's not here. It's in here.
:16:49
I couldn't afford this anyway.
:16:51
Well, this is it.
:16:55
It's perfect!.
:16:56
I won't have to change this at all!.
:16:58
Take a look.
:17:00
No kitchen, no windows,
no chairs, no tables.

:17:03
It's a masterpiece of understatement.
:17:05
I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb.
I'll bring some sheets from the house.

:17:09
You'll be set for life.
:17:13
How much is this gonna cost me?
:17:15
Nothing. When you're rich and famous,
you'll send me a postcard.

:17:21
A postcard?
:17:28
Okay!. It's a deal.
:17:32
It's a deal.
:17:35
What are those?
:17:36
Step outside for a second, darling.
:17:38
Navin, this is my wife Lenore.
Lenore, this is Navin.

:17:42
Pleased to meet you.
:17:43
Do you know why a woman
of such pulchritude is married to me?

:17:47
'Cause l make a comfortable living.
:17:48
This is the first time
l'm leaving you alone on a Sunday.

:17:51
If anything should happen to this station,
this woman would leave me like a--

:17:57
In other words, there would be no more....

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