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:19:00
No, thanks. I don't smoke.
:19:02
-What kind of cigarette is that?
-Joint.

:19:04
Joint?
:19:06
They don't make 'em very good.
:19:07
-MasterCharge do?
-That's fine. We take MasterCharge.

:19:11
You want a fill-up, Mrs. Nussbaum?
:19:16
I'm Mr. Nussbaum.
:19:18
Yeah, that's his wife's card.
:19:21
-His wife's card?
-Yeah, l'll vouch for him.

:19:24
Okay, as long as we got a voucher.
:19:37
Stolen!.
:19:59
I got it!. Just send a police car over.
:20:03
Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card!.
I got the guys who stole it.

:20:08
Hold on, they're calling me!.
I'll be right back!.

:20:15
-Yes?
-Yeah, throw a couple of tires in the trunk.

:20:19
Put it on the card. Radials.
:20:21
-Make them whitewalls.
-Yes, sir, Mr. Nussbaum.

:20:31
I'm back, only it's worse than l thought.
:20:33
They're not only sticking us for gas,
but grabbing tires and everything.

:20:37
They're really socking it to us.
:20:39
Yeah, it's Hartounian's Gas Station
at the corner--

:20:42
Hang on a second.
I don't want to get 'em suspicious.

:20:46
Don't worry, l can keep 'em here.
I saw this trick in a movie.

:20:54
-Got your tires!.
-Yeah, good.


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