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:23:02
And it'd be going south on Hertado Street.
:23:06
No, l can't make out
the license number, but...

:23:09
...it'd be pulling a small church.
:23:12
Any blue Chevy pulling a small church
l figure that'd be the one, yeah.

:23:18
Believe me, l'm not mad at you.
:23:20
What's the matter with you?
What did l lose, a couple of tires?

:23:26
Look at the bright side.
We also lost a church.

:23:29
Mr. Hartounian.
:23:36
Oh, my God!.
:23:40
Thank you.
:23:50
The new phone book's here!.
:23:53
I wish l could get that excited
about nothing.

:23:55
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73!.
:23:58
"Johnson, Navin R."
:24:01
I'm somebody now!. Millions of people
look at this book every day!.

:24:06
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity...
:24:08
...your name in print, that makes people!.
:24:12
I'm in print!.
:24:15
Things are going to start happening
to me now.

:24:22
"Johnson, Navin R."
:24:24
Sounds like a typical bastard.
:24:30
Die, Navin R. Johnson.
:24:36
Bastard!.
:24:37
Random son of a bitch,
typical run-of-the-mill bastard.

:24:41
-Fill 'er up?
-Fill 'er up and a little bit extra.

:24:43
-Stan Fox, buying gas.
-Navin R. Johnson selling it, sir!.

:24:47
Gotcha, you average...
:24:50
...typical blocking-the-view-
of-a-goddamn-average-victim bastard!.

:24:54
-Check your oil?
-Check away, Navin R. Johnson.

:24:57
Oil rag at the ready, sir!.
:24:59
-Let's check the oil together.
-Yes, sir.


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