:30:01
"Enclosed is $4.75 for my loving family.
:30:05
"P.S. Is grandma still farting?"
:30:08
For $1, l'll guess your weight,
your height or your sex.
:30:13
The most exciting thing on the midway.
:30:15
Imagine the thrill of getting
your weight guessed by a professional.
:30:20
You can blow up your cheeks,
you can stick out your chest...
:30:23
...but you're not going to fool the guesser!.
:30:25
How 'bout you, sir? Step right up!.
:30:28
Honey, let's see how good this guy is.
Now, what do l win?
:30:32
Anything in this general area right in here.
:30:36
Anything below the stereo and
on this side of the bicentennial glasses.
:30:40
Anything between the ashtrays
and the thimble.
:30:44
Anything in this three inches
right in here, in this area.
:30:48
That includes the Chiclets,
but not the erasers.
:30:51
No, sir!. Come on, honey.
:30:53
He thought he had himself a rube.
:30:58
Frosty, l'm no good at this.
:31:00
Come on. You're doing fine.
:31:02
I've already given away eight pencils,
two hula dolls and an ashtray...
:31:06
...and l've only taken in $15.
:31:08
Navin, you have taken in $15...
:31:11
...and given away 50 cents worth of crap!.
:31:14
Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.
:31:23
It's a profit deal.
:31:28
Takes the pressure off.
:31:31
Get your weight guessed right here!.
Only a buck!.
:31:34
Actual weight guessing!. Take a chance,
win some crap. Step right up--
:31:38
Ladies and gentlemen...
:31:41
...l draw your attention now
to the left side ofthe midway.
:31:46
Presenting the amazing Patti Bernstein...
:31:51
...doing her special ride...
:31:54
...through the Flaming Wall of Death!