The Jerk
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What's your special purpose?
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When l was a kid, my mom told me
that was my special purpose...

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...and someday l'd find out
what that special purpose was!.

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Today's the day!.
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This is like a ride!.
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"My dear family, guess what?
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"Today l found out
what my special purpose is for.

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"Gosh, what a great time l had.
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"l wish the whole family
could have been here with me.

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"Maybe some other time...
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"...as l intend to do this a lot...
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"...every chance l get.
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"l think next week
l'll be able to send more money...

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"...as l may have extra work.
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"My friend Patti promised me a blow job.
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"Your loving son, Navin."
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And he's got the kisses here.
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-That Patti must be a sweet girl.
-God bless her.

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Do you think we'll get to know each other
well enough to kiss?

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We don't have to. You're my man.
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It's like we're married. Look at my ass.
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You have my last name tattooed
right there under the J's.

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First l get my name in the phone book,
and now l'm on your ass.

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You know, l'll bet more people
see that than the phone book.


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