The Jerk
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:08:00
"Not an ordinary thermos for you
:08:04
"But the extra best thermos you can buy
:08:07
"With vinyl and stripes
and a cup built right in

:08:11
"l'm picking out a thermos for you
:08:15
"And maybe a barometer too
:08:18
"And what else can l buy
so on me you'll rely

:08:22
"A rear-end thermometer too"
:08:25
Honey!. There's a question
l've been wanting to pop but...

:08:29
...l've been afraid you'd say no.
:08:31
But this seems like
the right time and place, so here goes.

:08:36
Honey, will you marry me?
:08:43
Come on, let's seal it with a kiss!.
Get in the tub with me!.

:08:48
Not you, Shithead. Where's Marie?
:08:52
What letter?
:09:01
"Dear...."
:09:19
Marie!.
:09:21
Shithead!. Come here!. Good idea!.
:09:26
Why did you leave me?
:09:28
I couldn't read the letter!.
It was too blurry!.

:09:33
Here, boy.
:09:40
Where are you?
:09:58
This is not going to be easy, Shithead.

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