The Jerk
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:19:02
Irving's skin will be tighter, firmer
and he'll look like a different man.

:19:06
You'll be amazed.
:19:09
Get ready, lrving!.
:19:25
This shit really worked.
:19:34
My sweetheart.
:19:36
What are you doing to my husband,
you Miss Blondie?

:19:39
Irving, are you crazy?
:19:42
"Dear Mom, the big news is:
Marie and l were married.

:19:45
"We couldn't wait.
:19:46
"We found someone at the Hollywood View
Apartments who could do it immediately.

:19:52
"He was a certifiiedpriest.
:19:56
"We were both glad
we had a religious wedding.

:19:59
"Money hasn't changed our lives
that much.

:20:02
"Our one little extravagance
is a live-in butler and housekeeper."

:20:06
-Another check!.
-Just as l thought.

:20:10
Look at that. Nearly $750,000.
:20:13
With this kind of income, you could buy
a larger house with servants' quarters.

:20:18
"Well, Mom, remember my dream
of owning a big house on a hill...

:20:22
"...and how l used to wish for a living room
with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?

:20:27
"And how l always wanted
a large 24-seat dining table...

:20:30
"...in a dining room with original paintings
by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?

:20:36
"And remember how l always wanted
a rotating bed...

:20:38
"...with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?
:20:41
"And remember how l used to chitchat
with dad about...

:20:44
"...always wanting a bathtub
shaped like a clam...

:20:47
"...and an offiice
with orange and white stripes?

:20:50
"Remember how much l wanted an all red
billiard room with a giant stuffed camel...

:20:55
"...and how l wanted a disco room
with my own disco dancers...

:20:59
"...and a party room with fancy friends?

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