:19:02
Irving's skin will be tighter, firmer
and he'll look like a different man.
:19:06
You'll be amazed.
:19:09
Get ready, lrving!.
:19:25
This shit really worked.
:19:34
My sweetheart.
:19:36
What are you doing to my husband,
you Miss Blondie?
:19:39
Irving, are you crazy?
:19:42
"Dear Mom, the big news is:
Marie and l were married.
:19:45
"We couldn't wait.
:19:46
"We found someone at the Hollywood View
Apartments who could do it immediately.
:19:52
"He was a certifiiedpriest.
:19:56
"We were both glad
we had a religious wedding.
:19:59
"Money hasn't changed our lives
that much.
:20:02
"Our one little extravagance
is a live-in butler and housekeeper."
:20:06
-Another check!.
-Just as l thought.
:20:10
Look at that. Nearly $750,000.
:20:13
With this kind of income, you could buy
a larger house with servants' quarters.
:20:18
"Well, Mom, remember my dream
of owning a big house on a hill...
:20:22
"...and how l used to wish for a living room
with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?
:20:27
"And how l always wanted
a large 24-seat dining table...
:20:30
"...in a dining room with original paintings
by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?
:20:36
"And remember how l always wanted
a rotating bed...
:20:38
"...with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?
:20:41
"And remember how l used to chitchat
with dad about...
:20:44
"...always wanting a bathtub
shaped like a clam...
:20:47
"...and an offiice
with orange and white stripes?
:20:50
"Remember how much l wanted an all red
billiard room with a giant stuffed camel...
:20:55
"...and how l wanted a disco room
with my own disco dancers...
:20:59
"...and a party room with fancy friends?