The Jerk
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Any of you bums
ever heard of Navin R. Johnson?

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I've heard of him.
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Born in Mississippi?
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The inventor of the Opti-Grab?
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I was just telling these guys!.
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Son!.
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Daddy!.
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Navin.
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-Mama!.
-My baby!.

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I knew we'd find you!.
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-Taj!.
-Don't kiss me!.

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I called them the night you left.
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How'd you find me?
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I don't know.
This is the first place we looked.

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We're taking you home
and you're living with us.

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Turns out dad's a financial genius.
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All l did was take the money
you sent home...

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...and embarked on a periodic investment
in a no-load mutual fund.

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He leveraged his ass
deep into soy beans and cocoa futures.

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Right on.
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I picked out this thermos for you.
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-I'd kiss you, but l'm so dirty.
-Dirt doesn't bother me.

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But the smell does.
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Son, you'd better get
in the back with the dog...

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...until we can get you hosed down.
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-I love you, Navin!.
-I love you, too!.

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Somebody open a window!.
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Open all the windows.
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I was so glad to be going home.
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I remembered the days
when l sang and danced...


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