:23:01
...wear jacket, wears pants,
swings saber!
:23:06
The monkey is a soldier.
That's not much yet...
:23:10
...it's the lowest rank of mankind.
:23:13
So, take a bow. Good.
:23:18
You're a baron.
:23:19
Ladies and gentlemen...
:23:21
...get your tickets for our
astronomical horse.
:23:24
Right inside the tent.
Please, step right up!
:23:30
- Do you want to?
- Alright.
:23:32
Must be quite something.
:23:34
Look at the tassels on that man!
And the woman has pants on!
:23:41
Look at her.
What a woman!
:23:45
You could sire a cavalry regiment
on her...
:23:48
Yes, and breed drum-majors!
:24:12
Ladies and gentlemen. You will
now see the Astronomical Horse.
:24:17
It'll tell you anything
you want to know.
:24:20
How ode? What illness?
How many kids?
:24:23
Show your talent!
Show your beastly reason!
:24:27
Put human society to shame!
:24:30
Ladies and gentlemen...
:24:32
...the animal you see here,
with its tail and four hooves...
:24:37
...is a member of
the academic society...
:24:41
...and professor at our university...
:24:44
...where he teaches the
students to ride and to fight.
:24:49
Is there a jackass present in
our esteemed assembly?