:04:52
Hey, Mr. Webb.
Can I ask you something?
:04:54
Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy.
:04:56
Danny.
:04:58
When you were my age,
did you ever have trouble...
:05:00
...deciding what you wanted
to do with your life?
:05:04
No, I've never had that problem.
Why?
:05:08
Forget it. I didn't think
you'd understand.
:05:12
Do you take drugs?
:05:13
Every day.
:05:14
Good. So what's the problem?
:05:17
I don't know. Did you have to take
that Cooter Preference Test...
:05:20
...when you were a senior
in high school?
:05:22
Oh, yes, I took it. They said
I should be a fire-watcher.
:05:27
What are you supposed to be?
:05:28
An underachiever.
:05:31
I've got to go to college.
I've got to!
:05:33
Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia.
:05:35
Is this Russia?
This isn't Russia, is it?
:05:37
I didn't think so. No, the thing is,
do you want to go to college?
:05:42
In Nebraska?
Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year.
:05:46
Hold on, Danny. I think I let
you have, what, $2.50 yesterday?
:05:48
I can't foot the bill for everything
around here, so don't ask for money.
:05:51
It's just that my dad can't afford it.
:05:52
I haven't even told him about
the scholarship I didn't get.
:05:54
I'll end up working in a lumber yard
the rest of my life.
:05:57
What's wrong with lumber?
I own two lumber yards.
:05:59
I notice you don't spend
too much time there.