:17:01
What did you shoot today?
:17:02
Oh, I don't keep score, Judge.
:17:04
How do you measure yourself
with other golfers?
:17:06
By height.
:17:08
You should play with
Dr. Beeper and myself.
:17:12
I mean, he's been Club champion
for three years running,
:17:15
...and I'm no slouch, myself.
:17:17
Don't sell yourself short, Judge.
You're a tremendous slouch.
:17:26
Have you heard the latest one...
:17:27
...about the Jew, the Catholic and
the colored boy who went to heaven?
:17:34
That's a doozie, Judge!
:17:36
Colored boy?
:17:37
Why, you son of a bitch!
I'll fix you!
:17:55
Here you are, kid. Park my car.
Get my bags.
:17:59
And put on some weight, will you?
:18:02
Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures?
It's a parking lot! Come on.
:18:06
I think this place is restricted,
so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?
:18:10
Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik.
:18:11
I'm playing with Drew Scott today
and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.
:18:16
Let me have half a dozen
of those Vulcan D-tens...
:18:18
...and set my friend up
with the whole shmeer.
:18:21
You know, clubs, bags, shoes...
:18:23
...gloves, shirt, pants.
:18:25
Orange balls!
I'll have a box of those...
:18:26
...and give me a box of those
naked lady tees.
:18:31
This is the worst-looking
hat I ever saw!
:18:33
You buy a hat like this, I'll bet
you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
:18:38
Oh, it looks good on you, though.
:18:46
Judge Smails, Smails the Third,
Dr. Beeper and Bishop Pickering.
:18:50
Who wants it, huh?
:18:51
I'll take Smails if nobody wants him.
:18:54
Brown nose!
:18:59
Motor mouth, take Dr. Beeper.