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:25:02
I'll tell you, son.
My main satisfaction...

:25:05
...is working with young people like
yourself at our new Youtheran Center.

:25:10
Why don't you drop by some time?
:25:12
I've often thought of
entering the priesthood.

:25:15
Oh, are you Roman Catholic?
:25:19
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid
you can't come.

:25:25
Go for it.
:25:27
You know, I've often thought
of becoming a golf club.

:25:31
Not bad, huh? And I'll have 2,000
more units in the next two years!

:25:35
I bet they'd love a great
shopping mall right here!

:25:37
Condos over there! Plenty of parking.
:25:40
I tell you, country clubs
and cemeteries...

:25:42
...are the biggest wasters
of prime real estate!

:25:44
Dead people? They don't want to be
buried nowadays. Ecology, right?

:25:48
Ask Wang. He'll tell you.
We just bought property...

:25:51
...behind the Great Wall.
On the good side!

:25:58
I want a hamburger.
:25:59
No, a cheeseburger.
:26:01
I want a hot dog.
:26:02
I want a milkshake.
:26:05
You'll get nothing and like it!
:26:15
Stop it. The judge will see you.
:26:17
Are you going out with
me tonight, Maggie?

:26:19
Yes. To my room? I've got to work
in the dining room tonight.

:26:22
Come work with me.
You can bus tables.

:26:24
I've never done that.
:26:25
It's easy. You fill the water glass,
replace the butter.

:26:29
If they drop a fork,
you give them another one.

:26:31
I don't think I can handle that.
:26:37
Put me down for five.
:26:43
If I can just make this one.
:26:56
A thousand bucks you miss that putt!
:26:59
Of all the nerve!

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