:30:02
	You're looking lovely
this evening, Mrs. Smails.
:30:08
	You'd be interested to know
this uniform was given me...
:30:11
	...by the Captain of the Links
at St. Andrews from Scotland.
:30:14
	They invented the game there,
except they call it "gof"...
:30:16
	...without the "L" as we do.
:30:19
	I think I have enough butter now.
:30:20
	Right. If you need any more...
:30:26
	So when Mona died last winter,
I said to myself,
:30:28
	"Al, if you keep busting your hump
16, 20 hours a day...
:30:31
	"...you'll end up with
a $60-million funeral!"
:30:34
	Hey, doll, could you scare up
another round for our table?
:30:37
	And tell the cook this is
low-grade dog food.
:30:40
	Here, take this for yourself.
:30:43
	Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!
:30:46
	I tell you, this steak still has marks
where the jockey was hitting it.
:30:50
	Well, anyway, today I just
stick to real estate.
:30:53
	With the market these days,
if you own anything but land...
:30:55
	...you own a popcorn farm!
:31:01
	Oh, did somebody
step on a duck?
:31:08
	Ain't that right, sir?
:31:09
	Oh, the graveyard is two blocks
to the left, okay?
:31:13
	Dog food? I'll show him dog food!
:31:20
	Hey, where's the bar?
Let's have some drinks here.
:31:24
	Hey, waiter, here. This is for you,
all right? Oh! Captain Hook!
:31:29
	Oh, how about the grand
you owe me, huh?
:31:30
	Aw, forget about it.
I'm just kidding.
:31:33
	This is your wife, huh?
Oh, a lovely lady.
:31:35
	Hey, baby, you're all right.
:31:37
	You must have been something
before electricity, huh?
:31:41
	Hey, doll, how are you, huh?
You live alone?
:31:44
	Hey, Rabbi, nice seeing you.
Folks how are you?
:31:47
	And this is your grandson, huh?
Oh, wonderful boy!
:31:50
	Yeah, he's a good boy.
:31:52
	Now I know why
tigers eat their young.
:31:59
	The dance of the living dead!