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:30:02
You're looking lovely
this evening, Mrs. Smails.

:30:08
You'd be interested to know
this uniform was given me...

:30:11
...by the Captain of the Links
at St. Andrews from Scotland.

:30:14
They invented the game there,
except they call it "gof"...

:30:16
...without the "L" as we do.
:30:19
I think I have enough butter now.
:30:20
Right. If you need any more...
:30:26
So when Mona died last winter,
I said to myself,

:30:28
"Al, if you keep busting your hump
16, 20 hours a day...

:30:31
"...you'll end up with
a $60-million funeral!"

:30:34
Hey, doll, could you scare up
another round for our table?

:30:37
And tell the cook this is
low-grade dog food.

:30:40
Here, take this for yourself.
:30:43
Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!
:30:46
I tell you, this steak still has marks
where the jockey was hitting it.

:30:50
Well, anyway, today I just
stick to real estate.

:30:53
With the market these days,
if you own anything but land...

:30:55
...you own a popcorn farm!
:31:01
Oh, did somebody
step on a duck?

:31:08
Ain't that right, sir?
:31:09
Oh, the graveyard is two blocks
to the left, okay?

:31:13
Dog food? I'll show him dog food!
:31:20
Hey, where's the bar?
Let's have some drinks here.

:31:24
Hey, waiter, here. This is for you,
all right? Oh! Captain Hook!

:31:29
Oh, how about the grand
you owe me, huh?

:31:30
Aw, forget about it.
I'm just kidding.

:31:33
This is your wife, huh?
Oh, a lovely lady.

:31:35
Hey, baby, you're all right.
:31:37
You must have been something
before electricity, huh?

:31:41
Hey, doll, how are you, huh?
You live alone?

:31:44
Hey, Rabbi, nice seeing you.
Folks how are you?

:31:47
And this is your grandson, huh?
Oh, wonderful boy!

:31:50
Yeah, he's a good boy.
:31:52
Now I know why
tigers eat their young.

:31:59
The dance of the living dead!

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