1:31:12
Barbra Streisand didn't
change her name.
1:31:14
-I don't want to talk about it.
-I'll call you Doris, like always.
1:31:18
I won't answer.
1:31:19
-It's a perfectly good name.
-For a perfectly good person.
1:31:23
A skinny, boring, nondescript,
perfectly good person.
1:31:27
I have a lot of friends named Doris,
and they are none of those things.
1:31:32
-Yeah, but they're all--
-What?
1:31:35
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
1:31:37
I would like to know what my daughter
thinks is wrong with my friends.
1:31:41
I don't want a middle-aged name.
I can't relate to it.
1:31:45
You can call me Dominique.
1:31:47
Dominique.
1:31:48
-That's ridiculous.
-It's French.
1:31:50
-I know what it is, but it's not you.
-I'll grow into it.
1:31:55
-Dominique Finsecker?
-No. Dominique Dupont.
1:31:59
-Sounds like a hooker.
-Oh, Mama.
1:32:01
I don't know what's happening to you.
Tell me what's happening to you.
1:32:05
Where did my Doris go?
1:32:07
Something wonderful is happening
to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
1:32:12
You're becoming somebody else.
1:32:15
-I'm becoming an actress.
-I want you to be the Doris that I know.
1:32:19
That I love. That helps
me with the groceries.
1:32:23
Makes me birthday cards...
1:32:25
...out of Cheerio packets, huh?
1:32:28
Not Dominique...
1:32:30
...who stays out all night.
1:32:32
Oh, Mama.
1:32:33
And gets pregnant.
1:32:36
Or has an abortion, God forbid.
1:32:40
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
1:32:44
But my Doris...
1:32:46
...she's dumb enough
to get knocked up--
1:32:48
Mama, it was just one night!
1:32:52
That's all it takes.