1:55:00
You meet people. That's what counts.
1:55:03
I hate drinking. I'm doing this
for my future. For our future.
1:55:06
You're doing this for some image,
for Freddie because he did it.
1:55:09
-Yeah? Maybe.
-Yeah? Well, he died doing it.
1:55:11
-He could have been a real actor.
-He was!
1:55:14
He was funny and charming
and he made people laugh. That's it.
1:55:17
-That's plenty!
-That's not enough! Not for you!
1:55:21
-Jesus Christ!
-You are good, Ralph.
1:55:23
-You're seriously really good.
-Jesus.
1:55:25
You're full of rage and pain and love.
Not just jokes. You're an original.
1:55:30
The original Ralph Garci.
1:55:32
-You don't have to be somebody else.
-You're bringing me down!
1:55:36
-You're bringing me fucking down!
-I'm sorry!
1:55:39
I gotta go make people laugh, and
you're talking about rage and pain.
1:55:43
-I said I'm sorry!
-It takes fucking wings.
1:55:45
Miss Seriously, let me tear flypaper, huh?
1:55:49
Give me a fucking break, honey!
1:55:51
Give me a fucking break.
Okay, pal? Thank you.
1:55:57
-What's happening to you?
-What's happening to me? Success.
1:56:01
Now, you either hang on or hang up.
All right?
1:56:11
It's a great pleasure to introduce
a young man who's funny and loud.
1:56:14
Especially during my act.
1:56:16
Please welcome the comedy stylings
of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1:56:22
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci,
and I'm a professional asshole.
1:56:31
That's right. I see we have a couple
of amateurs in the audience tonight.
1:56:36
Don't we?
1:56:39
I see. How about sign language?
1:56:42
We have a standing ovation
over there.
1:56:46
That's great. Hon, where you from?
1:56:50
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
1:56:56
Yeah, friends are important.
1:56:59
I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of--