1:40:01
If you believe that,
you're full of shit.
1:40:08
Me and my wife Vickie's
gettin' married...
1:40:14
Is she here? Vickie?
She's not here.
1:40:19
Me and my wife's celebratin' our
eleventh wedding anniversary.
1:40:24
Thank you. Thank you.
1:40:28
Reminds me of two friends.
One's married, one's single.
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Married guy says to the single
guy, "Look at me. Look at you.
1:40:38
"Look at me. Look at you."
1:40:43
Let me continue.
1:40:45
"Every night,
my wife brings me a drink.
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"She gives me a bath, a rubdown,
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"and makes
passionate love to me.
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"Then she makes me dinner.
You should try that."
1:40:59
Other guy says,
"Sounds great! When's she home?"
1:41:08
I'm no Olivier, but if
he fought Sugar Ray, he'd say
1:41:13
The thing ain't the ring,
it's the play
1:41:19
So give me a stage
where this bull can rage
1:41:23
Though I can fight,
I'd much rather recite
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That's entertainment!