Shao Lin ta peng hsiao tzu

What is this called?
This is "Priest San Chang
crossing the river"

What does it mean?
The Priest,
when he was crossing the river...

His second apprentice was piggy backing him
Who was his second apprentice?
The General Pig
Are you saying I'm a pig?
Merciful Buddha
Your Kung Fu is incredible
I could hardly follow it
Thank you. What're they practicing inside?
You'll find out if you come in
Abbot, he...
Why can't it open?
Punch it...
Are you crazy?
It's broken. Forget about it
This door is fine
It's not broken
Stop giggling
You're from the North...
Yes, I am
Are there any laymen in North Shaolin?
Not until of late