Stir Crazy
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:03:03
And I'll have a little fraction more
of that wonderful salad.

:03:07
Yes, ma'am.
:03:12
Is it ready?
:03:18
-It needs more oregano.
-I put a lot in.

:03:21
Well, just a touch more.
:03:27
-Where did you get this?
-Out of your bag.

:03:30
That's not my bag.
That's the waiter's bag.

:03:34
Four more salads
for four very hungry people who--

:03:38
-What's wrong, Mavis?
-Harry, what is this?

:03:45
That's personal.
:03:47
What is it?
:03:50
-It ain't oregano.
-Oh, my God!

:03:54
-You put this in the veal?
-And the soup.

:03:57
-No!
-And the salad.

:03:59
Lord have mercy! Grass!
:04:03
My grass!
:04:05
Jesus! You cooked half my stash!
:04:12
Excuse me, dear.
May I talk with you for a minute?

:04:15
-Up your kazoo!
-Up my.... Wait.

:04:18
I'm not trying to be a pest.
I know you're an actress.

:04:21
-Who are you?
-Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright.

:04:24
I saw you do a scene
from Romeo and Juliet.

:04:27
You were wonderful. I'm not just
saying it to be kind. You were lovely.

:04:32
Get out of my way
or I'll kick you in the nuts.

:04:36
Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic.
The way you can switch characters.

:04:42
The difference between this
and Juliet is fabulous.

:04:45
I know you're not wearing
anything under that coat.

:04:49
-What?
-I also know you're a shoplifter.

:04:52
-Part-time.
-Are you some kind of loony tune?

:04:55
No. I'm the store detective here.
Part-time.


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