1:09:00
-I've never ridden a real horse.
-Remember, no spurs in the belly.
1:09:05
-Not in the belly.
-Spurs high.
1:09:07
Okay. Well, this should be a snap.
Let her rip!
1:09:26
Skip! Skip! Are you all right?
1:09:33
I'm fine. I wanted to see
what it's like to get thrown.
1:09:37
Grossberger, I'm fine.
You can put me down now.
1:09:41
You get a little overprotective
sometimes. Okay, where's that sucker?
1:09:46
Now, let me explain to you
about bulls, okay?
1:09:50
A bull is the most evil, disgusting,
and crafty sucker in the world.
1:09:57
He'll snot on you, fart on you, do
anything he can to mash out your brain.
1:10:03
The worst kind of bull is the one
that won't do nothing.
1:10:07
Just stand there. Look at you.
1:10:10
That means he's studying you.
1:10:12
Learning your weak spots...
1:10:14
...and remembering them for
the time he prances on your head.
1:10:18
Blade, you got it wrong. I'm a clown.
1:10:21
I shoot firecrackers off...
1:10:23
...there's a little car
with midgets....
1:10:26
-That ain't no rodeo clown.
-I know--
1:10:29
A rodeo clown is the most
dangerous job in the world.
1:10:33
He's the one that
gets closest to the bull.
1:10:36
-He gets the best of the bull.
-I don't want--
1:10:39
-Hook to the left, hook to the side--
-Blade--
1:10:42
If the bull rider is in danger,
he's got to protect him.
1:10:46
Even if it means
getting his ribs pulled out!
1:10:50
-And being freight-trained.
-Freight-trained?
1:10:53
Run over, just like a freight train.
Only with a bull, it's worse.
1:10:58
A freight train don't back up
and finish the job.