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1:32:06
Ladies and gentlemen,
hold on to your hats.

1:32:09
As a tiebreaker, both wardens
have okayed the Hard Money event...

1:32:14
... the single most dangerous
event in all of rodeo competition.

1:32:18
All you have to do to win this event...
1:32:21
... is snatch a little sack of money
between the horns of a bull.

1:32:26
As soon as our two boys get ready,
we'll start our final competition.

1:32:48
Are you ready for the main event?
1:32:53
Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty
has just informed me...

1:32:57
... that he and Warden Sampson
have so much faith in their boys...

1:33:02
... that instead of splitting the purse
as usual...

1:33:05
... it'll be a winner-take-all event.
1:33:08
I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills
is gonna be tied...

1:33:12
...between the horns of one of the
meanest bulls around.

1:33:16
And whichever inmate grabs the money
is the winner.

1:33:20
And here they are,
ladies and gentlemen.

1:33:23
I get nervous sometimes before
these things.

1:33:25
-Word is that your warden's a nice guy.
-He's a prick.

1:33:31
A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong.
Well, is it true you're an ass-kisser?

1:33:37
-You're gonna get a punch in the mouth.
-I'm just telling you what I heard.

1:33:42
I'm an ass-kisser too.
1:33:44
We're both dumb if no one's gonna
get this money except two pricks.

1:33:48
Stands to reason, doesn't it?

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