:58:03
This cheap imitation General Patton
out here?
:58:06
I oughtta Mace the fucker for that cheap
trouncing he gave his buddy. Fuck you!
:58:18
It's history, man.
:58:20
Guns, dope, armed insurrection.
:58:24
Peasant land seizure.
:58:26
Dig it.
:58:27
Ghost riders, anarchist prophets,
:58:30
fire, blood...
:58:32
revolution!
:58:35
Oh, it's a grand, grand tale, Laz.
:58:37
It's right up there with Gone With The Wind.
:58:41
I'm all for dope and goats, nobody's bigger,
:58:44
but, you know, crazed dope lawyer
turns gun-running revolutionary,
:58:48
I'm pounding it up in my head
:58:50
and I think you should take me back
to the hotel and I'll finish the story.
:58:54
Don't give me this shit,
I'm counting on you.
:58:57
You gotta write a story. I need your help.
:59:00
Lazlo, look out there,
these guys are piranhas with guns.
:59:04
They stop their own.
:59:06
Hey, guns don't scare me, buddy.
I'm a weapons expert.
:59:12
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
:59:15
Oh, no.
:59:17
Oh, gee, what a mix-up. Sorry.
:59:20
Oh, my God. Jeez.
:59:21
Billy, you wanna turn on the game?
:59:24
See if there's a score, Bill, yeah.
:59:28
'Half-time here at Super Bowl VI
with Dallas leading Miami only 10 to 3.
:59:32
'I say only because the seven-point margin
doesn't tell the dominance of the Cowboys
:59:38
'through the first 30 minutes.'
:59:41
'Dallas led by their brilliant quarterback,
:59:44
'by the brilliant running
of halfback Duane Thomas.'
:59:47
- 'Hi, Momma! '
- 'Get him outta here! '
:59:50
'I wanna say hi to Big Bertha... '
:59:53
- 'Sir, you'll have to leave.'
- 'Do you see this fat fucker? '