1:11:01
You could raise some real hell with this.
1:11:03
Torture a stewardess, hold the pilot at bay,
slash all the wiring.
1:11:18
- Want some?
- No, thanks.
1:11:20
Lot of C in there, vitamin C.
1:11:23
Well, I get very greedy with my supplies
once we're airborne.
1:11:34
Back on board the campaign special.
1:11:37
Just made the plane after a flock
of poisoned ravens dive-bombed my car.
1:11:43
The candidate is probably under sedation
in his compartment.
1:11:47
Last night he was at the hotel pool
doing stunt dives for two cocktail waiters
1:11:51
who were skinny-dipping in the pool.
1:11:55
Screamed, "Watch my cannonball,"
went high into the air,
1:11:58
landed right on his testicles.
1:12:00
Be tough to watch his speech today knowing
his balls are the colours of the rainbow.
1:12:04
OK, Thompson, up.
1:12:07
Special session with the candidate, I guess.
Watch my stuff and I'll share my notes.
1:12:11
Bring your stuff, you're off the plane.
1:12:14
You can't throw me off.
I have the proper credentials.
1:12:16
I decide who goes on what plane.
1:12:18
From now on, you're on the zoo plane
with the technicians.
1:12:22
Dooley, let him stay. He's got
as much right to be here as any of us.
1:12:26
Don't push your luck, Lisogor.
1:12:29
This is a cruel and bitter defeat,
and one that I probably won't forget.
1:12:34
I'm not gonna worry about it.
1:12:54
Would you like a beer?
1:12:57
# Oh, give me a home