:50:00
- It's not just a monument, you know.
- It's a bloody great pile of rubble.
:50:05
The Pharaoh, mate...
:50:07
his wife and everything they had
were buried in there.
:50:10
Yeah... That's man's first attempt
to beat death.
:50:18
Thanks, professor, can you get
your mind back on the game?
:50:21
Let's think about the West
Australians' first attempt
:50:25
to beat the bloody Vics.
:50:27
Something's gotta be done about that
long, thin streak of pelican shit.
:50:35
(Man) Yeah, get him, Bill.
Sort the bastard right out.
:50:47
(Angry shouting)
:50:52
(Whistle)
:51:05
All right, men. You are shortly to be
let loose on the local inhabitants...
:51:11
who, you will be surprised to find,
don't look at all like you.
:51:16
A fact of which they are,
no doubt, eternally grateful.
:51:20
First up, beware of the local eggs,
:51:24
which can be distinguished
only by their antiquity,
:51:27
the local liquor,
which is poisonous,
:51:31
and for those of you contemplating
some horizontal refreshment...
:51:36
(Cheers)
:51:37
Just be warned.
:51:40
Because those proverbial
few moments of pleasure...
:51:43
are very likely to leave you with
a legacy which is horribly painful...
:51:50
difficult to cure
and may get you sent home
:51:52
to face embarrassing questions
from girlfriend and or... wife.
:51:58
However, I know nothing I say
is going to discourage some of you,