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Last night...aroud 1 a.m....
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...I felt a pressing need...
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Is that so?
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And...and you saw a flying saucer...
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Well, yes...
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Last night, at 1 a.m., a resident of Les Gourdiflots, Mrs. Amelie Poulangeard...
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...who felt a pressing need...stepped out of her home...
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and saw a flying saucer...
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Oh, good, she's crazy to the bone!
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Precisely!...
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If a simpleton sees a flying saucer...
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it is quite evident that, a few meters away...
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a certified drunk... will be sure to see one too...
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...of those saucers!...
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Well...go on, you're dismissed...Mr. Chérasse!
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Ah, nom de Dieu!
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Ah, nom di Diou, for sure...
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Well then, old man, they say you've seen a flying saucer...?
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Of course I saw it!
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Sure, I saw it...
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Oh yes!
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Did it have stripes or dots?
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It...it was polished...
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Oh sure! Too polished to be honest...! (French saying)
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It was smooth...like a Champagne bucket...
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Oh...just get off my back!