La Soupe aux choux
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Oh, you called me Le Glaude... that gives me pleasure!
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That proves that you're warm all over!
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Yes, Le Glaude...
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Oh, by the way, how did they find my soup up there?
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It has been found... dangerous!
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Dangerous?! Nobody has ever died from my soup!
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It's the first time I've ever heard anybody say that!
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That my soup is potentially lethal!
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Don't shout, Le Glaude! It's precisely because it's good that it's dangerous!
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I don't get it!
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I don't get it at all!
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I'm going to explain, Le Glaude...
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On Oxo...
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we number 10,000 total, not one more, not one less!
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and we all live till age 200...
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We don't die in the way you understand...
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but it would take too long to explain.
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Apart from us, on Oxo, there is no animal life.
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There is no vegetal life, either.
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Not that it's impossible, but it's unnecessary.
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We feed on mineral extracts...
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You understand, Le Glaude?
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So you suck stones...
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We form a perfect society,
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and that's why we want to make sure
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that your soup presents no danger of decadence and sapping our energy.
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But since my soup is dangerous, don't touch it!
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Why does it bother you, my soup?
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And why do you obsess over it?
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If we knew that, we wouldn't have created a commission of inquiry!
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Do you know, Le Glaude, that your soup is the only thing they talk about, on Oxo?
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Really?
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Oh yes, Le Glaude!

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