:22:01
Why should I give you a vitamin shot?
I'm the one with the hangover.
:22:04
- Hi, hon, it's me. Any messages?
- B12.
:22:06
- I don't want to talk to her.
- B complex.
:22:09
- FYI only, I'm at Farmer's.
- Crude liver.
:22:11
Okay. Hold on.
:22:13
And a generous jolt of adrenal cortex...
:22:16
...chased by a bloody mary.
:22:19
I thought that was a chaser.
:22:21
Where would Salk or Pasteur
be if they hadn't taken chances?
:22:24
You must help me
with my story for the press.
:22:26
Say you'll only be in the hospital
two months.
:22:29
Fuck off, will you? Forgive me.
:22:31
You want a drink?
:22:32
In order to inject this properly,
I have to expose my gluteus maximus.
:22:36
Want me to do it for you?
:22:38
- Are you, perchance, a nurse?
- No. I used to be a junkie.
:22:42
Would it endanger your amateur standing
if I ask you to use a sterilized needle?
:22:46
You're the doctor.
:22:49
That's the nicest thing
anyone has said to me all week.
:22:52
Hello? Who is this?
:22:55
Hello, Harry.
:22:57
No, Culley. Yeah.
:23:00
- No, it was just an accident.
- Jesus, it's all over town!
:23:03
He put it in low instead of reverse...
:23:05
...went through the garage wall
and into the ocean.
:23:07
Tell the world.
:23:09
Yeah, damn lucky.
:23:11
It's just one of those ridiculous things.
Here he is now!
:23:15
Felix! Thank God! We got our speech.
:23:17
- Harry wants to know how you're feeling.
- I know you didn't try to take your life.
:23:22
Did you hear that?
He said, "I never felt better in my life."
:23:28
But you know how they can blow
a thing like this out of proportion.
:23:31
Imagine what would happen
if Polly Reed got her hands on this.
:23:34
We've got to sit down and
get our stories straight. Let me handle it.
:23:38
Felix, are you listening to me?
:23:40
I want to play it down.
It was a freak accident.
:23:44
Domestic problems. No, wait.
:23:46
Tell the studio the doctor wants him
to stay in bed for a day or two.
:23:50
No, I said I should stay in bed
for a day or two.
:23:52
He should go out, play golf,
get some exercise.
:23:54
I know it's been a bad couple of days,
and I won't kid you, you look awful.
:23:58
The sooner we settle this,
the sooner you'll get some rest.