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Felix.
:27:05
For the last 40 years
I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery.
:27:10
I've consumed enough booze
to destroy a dozen healthy livers.
:27:14
I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine...
:27:16
...to poison the entire population
of Orange County.
:27:19
I've indulged in sexual excesses
that would make Caligula...
:27:22
...look like a celibate monk.
:27:25
I have, in fact, conscientiously,
day in and day out...
:27:29
...for more years than you've been
in this best of all possible worlds...
:27:33
...tried to kill myself,
and I've never felt better in my life.
:27:37
If you're really going to end it all...
:27:39
...I can show you
a half dozen great ways to do it.
:27:45
- What did you give him?
- A pinch of this, a dash of that.
:27:48
Sometimes referred to in the trade
as a Sleeping Beauty boilermaker.
:27:52
Take no notice if he begins to levitate.
It's a common side effect.
:27:55
Culley.
:28:02
Yeah?
:28:03
I'm starved. What do I do about dinner?
:28:07
What do you normally do about dinner?
:28:10
Eat.
:28:11
- Why should tonight be any different?
- And we're out of vodka.
:28:14
Jesus, Irving, I just opened a new fifth.
:28:16
Then it's only fair that I open the next.
:28:18
I'll get it.
:28:22
Hello?
:28:23
Yeah. Just a minute. It's for you.
:28:26
This is Dr. Finegarten.
:28:28
- Where's Culley?
- Upstairs.
:28:29
God.
:28:31
Okay, put her through.
:28:34
- I just got back from the hospital.
- Watch the hole. How is Polly?
:28:37
Broken arm, fractured pelvis...
:28:40
...screaming her lungs out at everybody,
reporters all over the place.
:28:43
Felix?
:28:47
- What's the matter with him?
- Dr. Finegarten's magic needle.
:28:50
I've seen week-old corpses
that look healthier.
:28:52
But not happier.
:28:57
Felix!
:28:59
Believe me, Mrs. Zukerman,
there's nothing serious.