1:36:03
Burgess Webster.
1:36:07
You'd think after all that time on the beach
he'd have a little more color.
1:36:12
Damn good actor.
1:36:14
You know, it's not fair.
1:36:17
Felix gets Stage 15
and Burgess winds up in potter's field.
1:36:22
At least they ought to give him
additional dying credit.
1:36:26
Pal, you got a wicked, witty mouth.
1:36:28
All the better to kiss your funny bone with.
1:36:34
Bingo.
1:36:36
"Good-night, sweet prince."
1:36:51
Why don't we put Burgess in Felix's box?
1:36:55
Brilliant. When this is over,
I'm going to ask you to marry me.
1:36:58
- I'd cheat on you.
- Just so long as you don't tell anybody.
1:37:01
Ben.
1:37:07
What's that?
1:37:09
Sounds like someone left a faucet running.
1:37:12
I'm peeing.
1:37:13
- Into what?
- My pants.
1:37:18
As long as you're not obliged
to hit anything...
1:37:20
...pee your way over here
and give us a hand.
1:37:24
I'd rather go wait in the car.
1:37:26
Look, just hang onto Felix
until we get Burgess straightened up.
1:37:29
All right, yeah.
1:37:31
- You got him?
- Yeah.
1:37:33
- He doesn't have any shoes on.
- He's through walking.
1:37:46
In order to make this thing work...
1:37:49
...we ought to get somebody else
in Burgess' box.
1:37:53
Genius.
1:37:54
They'll be so busy
trying to locate the missing stiff...
1:37:57
...that they won't notice
the old switcheroo.
1:37:59
- You still peeing?
- But now I've got to...