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:29:00
Why, it's obvious.
We're, um--

:29:03
[ Pansy ] Vincent, don't
worry about a thing.

:29:05
[ Vincent ]
I'm not worrying.

:29:08
- Exactly--
- In the Middle Ages.

:29:13
Hmm... in
the Middle Ages.

:29:16
Five-hundred years before the man
we just robbed was even born.

:29:20
- Fantastic !
- Try that one in a court of law.

:29:23
Vermin, that is not
meant to be eaten.

:29:26
You never know
until you've eaten it.

:29:28
Is it always like this
when you've done a raid ?

:29:31
I don't know.
We've never done one before.

:29:38
But I thought you were
international criminals.

:29:41
Going to be.
Going to be.

:29:43
Yeah, going to be.
Aren't we ? Going to be ?

:29:45
Especially now
that we've got you, Kevin.

:29:48
Hang on. He's just a kid.
He's not one of us.

:29:52
He knows an awful lot.
:29:54
Yeah, and he's bigger
than any of us.

:29:57
- Do you really want to join us ?
- Can we really go anywhere ?

:30:00
You name it.
If it's down here.

:30:03
[ Laughing, Cheering ]
:30:08
I don't understand.
What's so special about that map ?

:30:11
This map used to belong
to the Supreme Being.

:30:14
- You stole it ?
- No. Well, sort of.

:30:17
He used to be our employer.
He made all the big stuff,

:30:20
Iike good and evil,
men and women, night and day.

:30:23
And when He did trees and shrubs,
we helped make all this.

:30:26
Whew, that's not bad.
:30:28
Yeah, and did we get a thimble
full of credit for it ?

:30:32
No, all we got was the sack,
just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.

:30:36
- Pink Bunkadoo ?
- Yeah. Beautiful tree that was.

:30:40
- Og designed it, didn't you ? Yeah.
- [ Muttering ]

:30:43
Six-hundred feet high,
bright red and smelled terrible.

:30:47
As a disciplinary measure, we were
sent down to the repairs department.

:30:52
- [ Chattering Continues ]
- What ?

:30:55
You see, to be quite frank, the fabric
of the universe is far from perfect.


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