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Well, He created you,
so He can't be totally--

:40:09
Never talk to me
like that again !

:40:14
No one created me !
I am Evil !

:40:18
Evil existed
long before good.

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I made myself.
I cannot be unmade.

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I am all-powerful !
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Yeah.
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But why,
if that's the case,

:40:39
are you unable to escape
from this fortress ?

:40:51
That's a good question.
:40:53
Why have I let the Supreme Being
keep me here...

:40:56
in the Fortress
of Ultimate Darkness ?

:40:59
- Because you--
- Oh, shut up.
I'm speaking rhetorically.

:41:02
- Of course.
- I let Him keep me here...

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in order to lull Him
into a false sense of security.

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Ah, clever, clever.
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When I have the map,
I will be free...

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and the world will be different
because I have understanding.

:41:17
- Uh, understanding of what, master ?
- Of digital watches.

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Soon I shall have understanding of video
cassette recorders and car telephones.

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And when I have understanding of them,
I shall have understanding of computers.

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And when I have understanding of
computers, I shall be the Supreme Being.

:41:34
God isn't interested
in technology.

:41:36
He knows nothing of the potential of the
micro-chip or the silicon revolution.

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Look how He spends His time.
Forty-three species of parrots !

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- Nipples for men !
- Slugs.

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Slugs ! He created slugs.
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They can't hear. They can't speak.
They can't operate machinery.

:41:55
Are we not in the hands
of a lunatic ?

:41:58
Sir... Iook !

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