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Also in the news, lunar shuttle heads
for the sun and certain disaster.
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Our top story tonight,
fire rages through downtown Tokyo.
:52:11
Also in the news, American lunar
mission locked in death struggle.
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A fire in downtown Moscow clears way
for a glorious new tractor factory.
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And on the lighter side of the news,
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hundreds of capitalists are soon
to perish in shuttle disaster.
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If this country was run by vegetarian
women rather than flesh-eating men,
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this whole space disaster
would never have happened.
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We're working
to raise the consciousness
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of the vegetarian minorities
with diet sensitivity training
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so that people will be able
to deal...
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The key is their computer.
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Until we put that ship on manual,
there's nothing we can do.
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- Get me that computer program.
- Yes, sir.
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- Who's in charge here?
- McCroskey, Control.
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- Hallick, Homicide.
- Jacobs, Sagittarius.
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We've got our own problems,
so make it good.
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A passenger has a bomb
and is suicidal.
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Good one.
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His name is Joe Salucci.
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He was flying to Des Moines for
an operation for sexual impotence.
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- The Des Moines Institute?
- You know it?
:53:18
We're familiar with it.
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Joe gave his wife this insurance
policy then got on the shuttle.
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Mrs Salucci thinks he's suicidal.
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We had the boys in psychiatry
do a profile on him.
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- Yeah, that looks pretty bad.
- It's not his good side.
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Now, blowing up a plane in space
leaves no traces for investigators.
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This is a $1-million policy.
:53:46
Wait a minute.
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This is auto insurance!
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That's why we're worried, gentlemen.
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This clown's impotent,
suicidal and incredibly stupid.
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And that spells trouble in my book.