1:01:00
But at least Henry has me
to take care of him. Don't you, dear?
1:01:04
Tabby, Richard...
1:01:05
...l'd like you to meet Dexter Stanley...
1:01:07
...our distinguished professor
in the zoology department.
1:01:11
They're both new here
in the math department.
1:01:14
How do you do?
What a lovely name you have.
1:01:16
Actually, it's Tabitha.
1:01:19
-Pleasure to meet you, Professor Stanley.
-Just Dex will do.
1:01:22
This is Henry and Wilma Northrup.
1:01:24
Just call me Billie. Everyone does.
1:01:27
You need anyone to show you the ropes,
hon, just come see me.
1:01:31
l know all the best stores.
1:01:34
Nice to meet you.
1:01:36
Are you buying or renting?
1:01:38
We're renting at the moment.
1:01:39
lt's just as well.
1:01:41
Buying real estate in a college town is
a pain in the ass.
1:01:44
Take my word for it.
1:01:45
Henry is in the English department.
And Wilma....
1:01:48
l just take care of Henry.
Believe me, he needs it.
1:01:52
Did you ever meet a man who didn't?
1:01:55
You're not drinking?
1:01:56
Actually, we just got here.
1:01:58
Well, we can take care of that.
1:02:01
Just come with me.
1:02:02
Stay here until l get back.
1:02:11
These people are dry. Take care of them.
They don't know what they're doing.
1:02:24
And if Dexter hadn't had his teeth capped,
he'd have been out on his ass years ago.
1:02:29
So when Parker told me
that l was out of line...
1:02:33
...l told him he ought to get laid.
1:02:35
"Parker," l said, "if you'd just have
your ashes hauled...
1:02:39
"...you wouldn't have to spend
all this time playing Emily Vanderbilt! "
1:02:43
Or Emily Van Buren...
1:02:45
...whoever that etiquette crotch is!
1:02:47
Excuse me.
1:02:49
l don't know why they keep inviting her!