:17:03
Not until she takes the test.
:17:05
-What are you talking about?
-Tell him.
:17:07
Eddie's giving Elyse a football quiz.
lf she fails, the marriage is off.
:17:11
Football quiz? Come on, you guys.
Are you puttin' me on?
:17:14
ls this a joke or what?
:17:16
No. You know Eddie and the Colts.
lt's very serious stuff.
:17:19
The test has got something like, what,
140 questions.
:17:23
True and false, multiple choice,
short answer.
:17:25
lt's an oral test.
He doesn't want any cheating.
:17:28
So, wait a second.
What happens if she fails?
:17:31
-He's going to call it off?
-Yeah.
:17:33
He swears to it. The test was supposed
to be two months ago.
:17:37
But Elyse keeps putting it off.
She's got a lot of pressure on her.
:17:40
l guess.
:17:41
lt's not the best way
to start off a marriage.
:17:44
Eddie's crazy.
:18:04
-Billy, you're missing all the action now.
-Yeah?
:18:07
Yeah. Half the guys are
at U of B night school.
:18:10
lt's a lot of fucking laughs now.
:18:13
-A master's in business. That's the lowest.
-Yeah.
:18:16
What are you majoring in now, Fenwick?
Still...?
:18:21
-So, who's at U of B?
-Eddie's going, of course.
:18:27
-And then there's me.
-Yeah?
:18:29
-You going to law school?
-Yeah.
:18:31
l thought l would give it a pop.
:18:33
l'm still working at the beauty salon
in the daytime.
:18:36
-But you were so good at the beauty salon.
-Cut and fuck. $2.50.
:18:40
All right, you guys laugh.
:18:42
-You ever think of doing your own hair?
-You guys laugh.
:18:45
-lt looks good.
-l'll tell you something.
:18:47
l get more action in a week
than you've had in your whole life.
:18:51
No, l get it every night.