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1:43:03
Let me ask you something personal.
1:43:06
Sure.
1:43:07
Is it true that you took out Arlene Stanton?
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-You heard that?
-Yeah.

1:43:11
Get out of here. Of course not.
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Come on, it was Arlene.
Would you look at her?

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-Would you touch....
-Would you?

1:43:18
-You're embarrassed, don't want to say.
-Get out of here.

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-Once. I took her once.
-Did you spend money on her?

1:43:24
I'm not marrying her.
I went out for a drive.

1:43:27
-Why did you deny it when I asked you?
-I didn't deny that.

1:43:30
Wouldn't you deny it?
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Ijust want to ask you a question.
Did you touch her, at all?

1:43:34
Of course not.
1:43:35
-Did you touch anything she touched?
-Did she touch you?

1:43:38
You guys are sick, you know that.
1:43:40
I heard you kissed her goodnight.
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I'm dropping her off. You got to be polite.
1:43:45
Remind me never to kiss you.
1:43:47
-I'll make a note about that one, Shrev.
-Disgusting, Shrevie.

1:43:51
-You want to hear one?
-Yeah, go.

1:43:52
This guy's going home from work.
He has a brand new car.

1:43:55
-What kind of car?
-Doesn't matter.

1:43:57
-Brand new car, it doesn't matter.
-Let's hear it.

1:43:59
So, he pulls into this bar.
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He says ''Give me,
give me a scotch and soda.''

1:44:06
He's drunk, right.
1:44:11
Would you let me tell thejoke?
So, he says:

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''Yeah, give me a scotch and soda.''
And so the bartender says:

1:44:18
''Do you really think
you should be having one?''

1:44:20
Why?
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-Why what?
-Why should he not be having one?

1:44:25
I'mjust telling you thejoke.
I don't know why he asks him.

1:44:28
So he looks at the guy and says:
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''Sir, maybe it's none
of my business, but....''

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-Oh, what?
-He forgot something.

1:44:35
This guy has no arms and no legs.
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-How could he drive the car?
-It's a funnyjoke, but it doesn't work now.

1:44:41
Finish it.
1:44:42
No, I'm starting ajoke.
I spend 10 minutes building ajoke up.

1:44:45
-Let him finish.
-Now it's not going to be funny.

1:44:48
-Come on.
-It's not funny now.

1:44:49
-Tell thejoke.
-Just say it.

1:44:51
Do you remember that time
they brought a girl in here?

1:44:55
When was that?
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-The only girl that ever set foot....
-They brought a girl here.

1:44:59
There's never been a woman.

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