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The World of Life. That is the name
of the textbook we will be using.
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I'm in love.
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See the mustache comin' in, Rat?
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You can almost cross it out.
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- I'm in love.
- You are a wuss. Part wimp, part pussy.
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What do you mean wuss?
This girl is my... exact type.
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- Where'd you see her?
- In my biology class.
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- Did you get her number?
- No.
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- Did you get her name?
- No! No! It's too soon.
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It's never too soon, Rat.
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A girl decides how far she's gonna
let you go in the first five minutes.
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What am I supposed to do? Go up to
this strange girl in my biology class...
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and say, "Hello. I'd like you to
take your clothes off and jump on me"?
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I would.
:14:47
I can see it all now. This is
gonna be just like last summer.
:14:50
You fell in love
with that girl at the Fotomat.
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You bought $40 worth of fuckin' film,
and you never even talked to her.
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You don't even own a camera!
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You tell me, Mike.
What should I do?
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This is what you do.
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Start from the minute
you walk into biology.
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I mean, don't just walk in.
Move across the room.
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And you don't talk to her.
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You use your face.
You use your body.
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Use everything.
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That's what I do.
:15:19
I mean, I just send out
this vibe...
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and I have personally found
that women do respond.
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I mean, something happens.
:15:27
Naturally something happens.
:15:29
You put the vibe out to 30 million
chicks, something is gonna happen.
:15:32
That's the idea, Rat.
That's the attitude.
:15:36
- The attitude?
- Yeah.
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The attitude dictates
that you don't care whether
she comes, stays, lays or prays.
:15:42
Whatever happens,
your toes are still tappin'.
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Now, when you got that...
then you have the attitude.
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- Good night, Stacy.
- Good night, Mom.
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