Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Wait a minute.
There's no birthday party for me here!

Hola, Mr. Hand.
What's the reason for your truancy?
Just couldn't make it on time.
You mean,
you couldn't or you wouldn't?

It was like a full crowd scene
at the food lines.

Food will be eaten on your time.
Why are you continuously late
for this class, Mr. Spicoli?

Why do you shamelessly waste
my time like this?

- I don't know.

I like that.
"I don't know."
That's nice!

"Mr. Hand,
will I pass this class?"

"Gee, Mr. Spicoli,
I don't know!"

That's nice. I really like that.
You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm going to leave your words on this
board for all my classes to enjoy.

Giving you full credit,
of course, Mr. Spicoli!

All right.

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening

- Mommy!
- In the lane

- Oh, no!
- Snow is glistening

A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight

Walking in a winter wonderland
How fucking long
do I have to wait?

Christmas sucks.
I hate it.

You gotta get used to working holidays.
People are always screaming.

I have to quit this job.
I'm gonna get so fat...

- no one's gonna want to take me out.
- Ron hasn't called, huh?

- Not since November.
- What does it matter?
He's a stereo salesman.