Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
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:06:04
Never pull fun at a nigger
:06:10
A Spic or a Wop or a Kraut
:06:16
And never poke fun at a...
:06:34
Michelangelo to see you, your Holiness.
:06:37
Who?
:06:38
Michelangelo, the famous renaissance
artist whose best known works

:06:41
include the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel,
and the celebrated statue of David.

:06:45
Ah. Very well...
:06:46
In 1514 he returned to Florence and de...
:06:48
All right, that's enough, that's enough,
they've got it now!

:06:55
Good evening, your Holiness.
:06:56
Evening, Michelangelo. I want to have a word with
you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper."

:07:01
Oh, yeah?
:07:02
I'm not happy about it.
:07:04
Oh, dear. It took me hours.
:07:06
Not happy at all.
:07:09
Is it the jello you don't like?
:07:11
No.
:07:13
Ah, no, I know, they do have a bit of colour,
don't they? Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo?

:07:16
What kangaroo?
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No problem, I'll paint him out.
:07:19
I never saw a kangaroo!
:07:20
Uuh...he's right in the back. I'll paint him out!
No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple.

:07:27
All right?
:07:29
That's the problem.
:07:30
What is?
:07:31
The disciples.
:07:33
Are they too Jewish?
:07:35
I made Judas the most Jewish.
:07:38
No, it's just that there are
twenty-eight of them.

:07:42
Oh, well, another one will never matter,
I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

:07:45
No, that's not the point.
:07:46
All right. Well, I'll lose the kangaroo.
Be honest, I wasn't perfectly happy with it.

:07:49
That's not the point. There are twenty-eight disciples!
:07:53
Too many?
:07:54
Well, of course it's too many!
:07:56
Yeah, I know that, but I wanted to give
the impression of a real last supper.


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