:20:18
Oh, I've had a bitch of a morning
in the high court!
:20:22
Oh, I could stamp my little feet,
the way those counsellors carry on.
:20:25
Oh, don't I know it, love.
:20:27
Oh, dear, objection here, objection there.
And that nice policeman giving his evidence so well!
:20:34
Beautiful speaking voice.
:20:36
And what a body!
:20:39
Well, after a bit all I could do was bang me gavel.
:20:43
You what, love?
:20:44
I banged me gavel!
:20:46
Oh, get away!
:20:46
I did!
:20:48
I did my "silence in court" bit.
:20:51
If looks could have killed, that prosecuting
counsel would have been in for thirty years.
:20:55
How did your summing-up go?
:21:03
Uh, actually, I did my butch voice, you know,
:21:06
"what the jury must understand",
and they loved it!
:21:09
I could see that little curly-headed
foreman of the jury eyeing me!
:21:12
Really?
:21:13
Oh, yeah. Cheeky devil! I finished up with,
I got really strict:
:21:18
"The actions of these vicious men are
a violent stain upon the community,
:21:23
and the full penalty of the law is scarcely
sufficient to deal with their ghastly crimes!"
:21:28
And I waggled me wig! Whoaaoha!
:21:30
You waggled you what?
:21:31
I waggled me wig!
:21:32
Really?
:21:33
That was the only thing I waggled.
:21:34
Ever so slightly, stunning effect.
:21:36
Anyway, I gave him three years.
He only took ten minutes.
:21:39
Ooh...well, as I said to Melvin
Belly the other day, you know:
:21:42
"You can put it in the hand of your attorneys,
but it'll never stand up in court!"
:21:47
Oh, I know what you mean.